Kinda Kinky, But No, It's Not Me

A friend of mine sent me a link to the item excerpted below and asked, somewhat seriously, I think, if it was I who posted the ad. No, for the record, it wasn't.

I prefer being spanked.

Reply to: anon-100252781@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-27, 8:59AM EDT


Ladies, if you're single and living in DC, you're almost certainly a liberal. At the very least, you hate Chimpy "Smirk-Smirk" McBushitlerburtonazi. After all, he and Cheney and their Halliburton cronies caused two huge hurricaines, lied about Iraq, want to tell you what you can do with your uterus, etc. Not only that, he defeated that windsurfing Frenchman in the last election.

I've got a great way to get out your frustrations: slap me around. I voted for the man twice, and I think he's awesome. Seriously, you can slap me in the face as much as you want. Let's meet for coffee in a safe, public place to talk it over.

• this is in or around Cap Hill & Downtown
  
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