Tuesday, December 20, 2005

"Oh thank god," he said Ironically.

Finally, someone has taken a stand against these conservative right, inbred yahoos touting that "intelligent design" is a viable, scientific alternative to the theory of evolution. What makes it $weeter is that this ruling came from a Republican judge. Not only that, he was apparently appointed by President Dipsh ... Bush ... himself, proving that even a retarded monkey can find a bannana every now and again.

My favorite part about this whole article is what Judge John E. Jones III reportedly said after the trial:

"The breathtaking inanity of the board's decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources."

I couldn't agree more, Judge Rock-My-Face-Off-Even-If-You-Are-Republican. Despite all of this, I know that what the conservatives say at the end of the article is true, and that this stupid debate will go on and on; however, at least it's a small step for rational thought and a tiny kick in the junk of the fanatical right.

Now then, if only I can convince them to teach $tevolution in schools. Talk about breathtaking inanity!