Friday, February 03, 2006

Alitoblog!

Alito gets The Phat Phree treatment. Sample entry:

May 14, 2006

It’s fuckin’ awesome being on the Supreme Court! I can’t believe in just a few months we neo-cons overturned Roe v. Wade, Griswold v. Connecticut, the 10th –19th Amendments, Marbury vs. Madison, the Emancipation Proclamation, and even the Magna Carta. Boy, does that Ruth Bader Ginsburg seem pissed off! Maybe it’s sexual tension. I keep catching her staring at Justice Thomas's big, black “gavel”....

... I got to go now. I’m going to watch Brokeback Mountain. I just downloaded it on my solar-powered hologram iPod. (Man, technology has really come a long way in the past three months.)