There is a new book out reporting that Barry Bonds took steroids!!! This is an earth-shattering revelation.
Hey, why aren't you getting excited? What do you mean you already knew this? The book claims that Bonds knew it wasn't flaxseed oil extract! This story is crazy and exciting! Can you honestly tell me that you never believed him? But his explanations were so plausible.
Okay, I admit this story isn't that exciting or surprising. But it is funny watching CNN puff up with pride over the fact that they were the first to break this mind-blowing news; you can check their website for exclusive coverage.