Porter Goss, Communist
Porter Goss is gone already. I mean, geez, he left Congress just to do that? Oh well, guess his career is over. That is, until he becomes a beltway bandit and makes mountains of money. However, I like this parting remark from ol' C-Plus Augustus himself:
Making the announcement from the Oval Office, Bush said Goss' tenure had been one of transition.
"He has led ably," Bush said, Goss at his side. "He has a five-year plan to increase the analysts and operatives."
Because nothing should make people better than hearing "We have a five-year plan." Because, you know, Five Year Plans have such a fine historical record of working out so well.